Guide · Amsterdam · 2026-10-15
English-speaking erotic massages in Amsterdam for guests who write English as a second language
Many regulars write English every day at work but think in another language. The house replies in plain English, and a booking written in short lines is answered faster than a long one, whatever the writer's first language.
A booking thread is a practical conversation. It needs an address, a date, an hour, a length and a name or a kind of evening, and none of those requires polished English. Guests who apologise for their English usually write clearer messages than native speakers, because they say exactly what they mean and stop.
One fact per line
Put each fact on its own line: the hotel, the room, the date, the hour, the length. Short lines are easy to read on a phone and easy to answer one by one. Long sentences with several conditions inside them are where misunderstandings begin, in any language.
Write times and dates without doubt
Write the hour on the twenty-four hour clock, such as 21:30, and the date with the month as a word, such as the fourteenth of March. Numbers alone can be read two ways in two countries, and the twelve hour clock leaves morning and evening to guesswork. "Tonight" is clear before midnight and less clear after it, so add the date when it is late.
Translation apps are fine
A translated message is welcome. Read it once before sending, because apps sometimes change a time or turn a polite question into a demand. Check in particular that the hour, the room number and the length came through as you wrote them. Simple words translate better than idioms, so ask plainly. If the reply is unclear to you, say so and ask for it in other words.
The languages she speaks
Each profile on the roster lists the languages the woman speaks. Some reply in more than one, matching the guest. A regular who is more at ease in another language can ask for a woman who speaks it, and the reply will say who is free. The session itself needs few words, and a little shared vocabulary goes a long way.
What she will say at the start
At the beginning of every visit she says what the session includes and where her limits are. If you are not sure you understood, ask her to say it again more simply. That is a sensible question, not a rude one, and she would much rather repeat herself than be misread.
Being recognised as a returning guest
A first line such as "I booked before, in June, from this number" is enough to link the new message to your earlier thread. The returning client entry explains why that matters.